Ahhhh… the Holiday Season…Every year around this same time a slew of  “experts on gift-giving” come out with numerous super-ultimate gift lists for mothers, fathers, friends, teachers, babysitters and hairdressers. But when was the last time you’ve seen a great gift giving guide for all of the Engineers in your life?

I have yet to see such a guide. So I am self-proclaiming myself as a gift-expert for scientists and engineers this season! Here is the SUPER-ULTIMATE Gift Guide for every engineer, scientist, and techie-in-general on your list. Enjoy!

(Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with any of the companies below and am not compensated for any of the product suggestions. I own MVP Modeling Solutions.)

SUPER-ULTIMATE Gift Guide

For your co-workers:

Working with Engineers? Thank them for their great work and attention to detail with:

Neocube 216pc Magnet Puzzle

It’s a fun magnetic puzzle that anyone working in front of a computer all day would appreciate! It looks cool sitting on your desk and keeps you entertained while you’re procrastinating… I mean, brainstorming.

$19.95 from www.Amazon.com

Click here to see the cool video of the puzzle.

For your lab mates:

Need a creative gift for a biologist or chemist that will actually help them work better? Get them a stylish looking Molecular Model Set. They are fun to tinker with while…uuuhhmmm…brainstorming, they look cool AND make you look smart while sitting on your desk.

$31.50 from www.Amazon.com

Piled Higher and Deeper comics are an oldie but goody. Created by a Stanford engineering graduate it kept me entertained though out grad school years and students and advisors alike can still empathize with the comic strip’s characters.

For your thesis advisor:

If you are a grad student, praying for graduation - give a small token of appreciation to your advisor! Every little bit helps.

World’s Best Advisor Mug

$12.95 PhD Comics Store

For your friends who are desperate to get out of grad school and start living:

Grad Student Motivation Chart Mug

$12.95 PhD Comics Store

For any of your Techie friends having to survive in the corporate world:

Of course we can not forget about Dilbert as we think of our “could-be” researchers who have sold their souls to the corporate world (yes, that would be me).

Make them a Customized Dilbert gift!

1)      Choose favorite character

2)      Select your favorite comic strip

3)      Choose to print the strip on a mug, card, t-shirt of water bottle

For anyone in the STEMs fields:

Entertaining t-shirts from www.thinkgeek.com. Here are some of my favorites:

T-shirt with a built-in equalizer. Animates to ambient noise or music. $29.99

Stand back t-shirt: Staring at $15.99

Molar Mole t-shirt: (it’s made out of repeated Avogadro’s number!) Staring at $15.99

For your HR, procurement of training manager:

Last but not least, remember that your HR and procurement departments can be helpful in letting you know about various opportunities in the company. Make their job easier by helping them spend company training budgets on courses that engineers would enjoy and managers would approve off:

MVP Courses now on sale! Choose from chemistry, chemical-kinetics and engineering modeling courses.

Students - help the people in charge of seminars and talks at your university. Suggest they look into the entertaining and valuable MVP Keynote talks.

Hope this gift guide will help take care of every engineer and scientist on your list.

Very Happy Holidays!

Masha

Hi MVP Readers,

As promised, here is my “Where has Masha been” video. Please forgive the video editing quality - I am still trying to get the hang of it. Turns out that using Windows Movie Maker is a complete nightmare. If anyone has a suggestion for a better video editing software for Windows XP,  please let me know in the comments!

In this video: My summer 2010 update, TurboExpo, Costa Rica, new book and new ACS courses!

- Description of my 2 hour TurboExpo presentation is here (page 34) http://www.asmeconferences.org/te10/pdfs/TE10_FinalProgram.pdf

-Upcoming ACS courses:

–Essentials of Chemical Kinetics

http://www.proed.acs.org/courses/course_overview.cfm?course_code=KNWEB

–Computer Simulation of  Reactive Flows

http://www.proed.acs.org/courses/course_overview.cfm?course_code=RFWEB

–Chemistry for non-chemists

http://www.proed.acs.org/courses/course_overview.cfm?course_code=CHWEB

All the Best!

Masha

Dear Readers,

Very sorry for such a long absence from this blog! I recently came back from an ACS (American Chemical Society) speaking tour, which was a very interesting and enriching experience for me. Currently, I am working on a couple of potential book proposals as well. There might be an upcoming opportunity for you to contribute to a book on a subject related to chemical kinetics and computer modeling. So stay tuned!

This was the first time I have gone on an ACS speaking tour and it was a very interesting experience. I would recommend it to anyone looking to grow as a professional in a technical field.

This is how the volunteer speaker service works: ACS puts together a list of experts in various chemical fields who would like to volunteer to be traveling speakers. Various ACS local sections then go through the list and choose which speakers they would like to invite to a specific local meeting.

If you are one of the speakers who has selected by a particular group of local sections (a circuit), you get to travel around that area for a week and present a new talk each day in a new location. I did not realize that the more options for talk topics you provide, the more likely are the chances of various locations picking different topics . So I ended up giving 6 talks in 5 days on 4 different topics. My circuit covered a good portion of Wisconsin, which turns out to be a relatively large state, so I had 3- 5 hours of driving in between different locations.

In case you’re interested, here is what my schedule looked like:

Monday, April 19, 2010

Location: La Crosse, WI

Venue: University of Wisconsin - La Crosse

Topic: Economic Crisis and the Need for Computer Modeling

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Location: Milwaukee, WI

Venue: ACS Annual meeting

Topic: 10 Ways to Increase Your Value

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Location: Appleton, WI

Venue: Lawrence University

Topic: A Wife, a Mother, and a PHD

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Location: Stevens Point, WI

Venue: ACS meeting + university campus talk

Topic : A Wife, a Mother, and a PHD and Economic Crisis and the Need for Computer Modeling

Friday, April 23, 2010

Location: Houghton, MI

Topic: Importance of Perception - Why You Should Care About What Others Think

During each presentation I had a completely different audience. One day it was a large group of students. Another day it was a small mix of professors and graduate researchers. Yet another day I presented to a mixture of chemists from industry and academia.

One of my favorite audiences was in Eau Clair, where I presented the “Computer Modeling” talk to a group of retired industry chemists. Considering that half of my audience has never used a computer for so much as e-mail, it was an interesting presentation. But I have to say the retired chemists were one of the most inquisitive and interested audiences I had on this trip!

Going into the talk I had a bit of a panicky moment. Some of these people have been doing experiments in the lab for longer than two of my lifetimes. How in the world was I going to explain to them that we are on the path of moving more and more of these experiments into this teeny box called a “computer”?!

Amazingly, my audience stayed curious and interested through the whole talk. Afterwards, some of the listeners shared a few stories about how back in the day, you had to use stacks of punch cards to program just a few lines of code. Maybe because the have seen such evolution of science and technology over their lifetimes, the idea of more and more experiments being done virtually, inside of a computer did not seem surprising to them.

Now if only I can have such an open-minded audience at TurboExpo next month!

I am looking for Speakers for the ACS Fall 2010 National Meeting and Exposition in Boston. And it just might be YOU!

DISCLAIMER: this is not a give-away or a lottery. I am offering you an opportunity to work hard to do something uncomfortable (public speaking); to take time out of your day job (or search for a job) in order to prepare a presentation, travel to a conference and to present in front of a bunch of strangers.  If you’re thinking  that that is a pretty crappy “opportunity”, read on

Dear MVP Readers,

I am organizing a session at 2010 ACS Fall meeting, titled: Computer Modeling - The Wave of the Future. The session is co-sponsored by the Division of Computers in Chemistry, Division of Chemical Information, and Division for Small Chemical Business.

Why you should care:

I am selecting speakers for this session and it is a wonderful chance  for many of you to:

-Present yourself as an expert in computer modeling, chemistry, biochemistry, engineering and/or small business development area

-Network with industry professionals in chemical, biochemical and engineering industry

-Grow professionally

-Boost your resume

-Learn what’s new in the chemistry field

-Develop you communication skills

Why might you want to do any of these things? (If you do not know the answer already, you REALLY need the info in my Toolkit!) All of the above can be instrumental in helping you get a job, grow your business, or help you become a more valued industry professional.

What you need to qualify:

- Ability to travel to Boston and attend ACS meeting on August 22-26 (you’ll be responsible for your own travel expenses, but if you are NOT an ACS member, you will get free admission to the conference on the day of presentation).

-Be working (or have worked) in area of computer modeling that has something to do with chemistry, biochemistry, biology or chemical or bio engineering

- Be able to say something about how modeling and simulation can help small businesses (I’d be happy to help you with this part, just contact me at masha@mvpmodelingsolutions.com, if you’re stuck on this one)

I am interested! What to do next:

If you have any questions for me about presenting at ACS, please submit them in comments below. I promise to answer all of them! If you are seriously thinking of presenting, please contact me at masha@mvpmodelingsolutions.com.

Finally, please pass the link to this post to any of your colleagues or friends who are looking to grow as a technical professional!

Best of luck!

UPDATE

I just found out that my American Chemical Society courses have been officially added to the ACS spring schedule:

Computer Simulation of Reactive Flows: http://www.proed.acs.org/courses/course_overview.cfm?course_code=RFWEB

Essentials of Chemical Kinetics: http://www.proed.acs.org/courses/course_overview.cfm?course_code=KNWEB

This inspired me to write on the subject of teaching – specifically, why most engineering courses are taught in such boring ways, and what can be done about it.

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There are number of new projects on the backburner that I believe would be of use to you, MVP Blog readers. So, I am very excited to introduce to you my partner for several of these projects, Dr. Sunil Acharya.

Sunil is an expert in Multiphysics Modeling and Product Development, as well as a very creative entrepreneur. Since I started talking with him a few weeks back, our list of joint ventures has been expanding exponentially. Just to give you some ideas of what will be coming up in the next several months:

- We are working on putting together a series of materials on effective engineering computer modeling, tailored specifically for industry professionals (think “Cliff Notes”). The idea is to help engineers who are working for companies that actually need to create products (as opposed to prove nebulous theories) to do their job better with the help of computer simulations.

- We are also putting together an on-line conference, that will provide technical professionals with specific tools and techniques that will help them find new jobs, get promotions or simply keep their current employment.

If you are interested in learning more about either one of those projects, please contact me at masha@mvpmodelingsolutions.com.

And now it is my pleasure to introduce to Dr. Acharya and his article: Braving a New World.

Braving a new world

I used to be fascinated with listening to the conversations of people born in the first quarter of the 20^th century. Their stories reminded me of walking from one chamber of a natural history museum to another: horses, lights, cars, phones, A-bomb… I used to think that that those experiences were one of a kind and that there will never be another generation with so many changes in a single lifetime. Read more »

Last week I had a typical conversation with a potential client. After the engineer described a problem his company was having, the conversation went something like this:

Potential client (PC): “Great! You do have an impressive background and you’re right – we have a lot of gaps that you can help us fill.”

Me: “It helps to have a pair of expert eyes look over your R&D processes.”

PC: “That makes sense. We worked with consultants before and were amazed how much time they saved us! How much would your services cost?”

Me: Describe various services. Give a range of very reasonable prices.

PC: “Oh…well the budgets are tight, the economy is bad…no one has money…I think we will try to do this in-house…”

Me: “Haven’t you been trying to do this in-house for a while now?”

PC: “Well yeah, but the budgets are really tight…so we’ll try to do it ourselves… We’ll call some vendors, read some technical papers…”

Me: “How long do you think that process will take you?”

PC: “Well, probably much longer than if you were working with us…”

Me: “And how much do you estimate that time would cost?”

PC: “Well, since we’ll just be using in-house engineering time, it would not cost us anything.”

Me: “????!!”

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I am trying out another spiffy new way to provide valuable information to you, MVP blog readers. This is a 4 minute slide presentation about two biggest problems that plague the reactive flow modeling efforts in the engineering industry.

Basically, they boil down to two issues:

1) A perfect modeling software does not exist

2) Chemical mechanisms are user input

- Correct mechanisms do not exist

-  An industry standard for mechanism testing does not exist

Interested? Play the video or watch it on youtube if your browser gives you problems. Read more »